Erm, yeah. Terri, have you got anything for us?

I can't ask them to drop the piece, it would make us look pathetic.

I don't mean to come across all Mr Grab Grind

This is Malcolm's problem, anyway. It was him that spun that...

Listen up, this is what we're gonna do.

I'm bringing forward Hugh's interview with Angela Heaney to this afternoon.

Morning, Malcolm. It goes out as a spoiler tomorrow morning,

that way we can get our side of the story across

and also piss all over Simon Hewitt's cornflakes, sadly only metaphorically.

Right OK, Olly, call Heaney, Terri, get on to our editor,

Glenn, book a room, Bodie, Doyle, you go round the back.

At times of stress, I make jokes.