that's why I get here an hour before you.

I'm afraid the human snowman is coming in...now.

Stewart! Great. Ah, if it isn't Raffles the gentleman MP.

Why are you coming in together? Something we should know about?

We were married in Vegas, didn't you know? We're really happy.

OK, everyone. Meeting room, now.

Terri, could you get someone to bring me some chai?

I'm parched as a cuttlefish.

Oh for fuck's sake.

OK, folks. Today's headline in Copperplate Gothic Bold, font 72,

is Emma and I broke the fast this AM with the PM.

And it is a massive yes. So our Silicon Playground initiative

is going to be the standard bearer for the Networked Nation.

It is a double double win. A double win for both babies of the coalition.

Absolutely. It's win squared. Terrific.

What, shall we do a Mexican wave around the table?

From my POV, re all this, big hurrah, we're ready to upload,

ie, let's launch the fucker.

I'm registering your energy Fergus, but we've decided it's going to be launched by...

the Secretary of State for Social Affairs and Citizenship.

Oooh... All my gallstones have come at once.

Are you fucking serious? What is wrong with you people?

Peter can't even right click a fucking mouse.

He can. It's track pads he has a problem with.

No, you come in here, like, Dr Robotnik,

and say "Oh, I'm sorry."

We put in the graft on this. You can't just take it off us.

I think we can, you see... We can.

Coalition's like a band. Every band has a front man.

He's Florence and you're... The Machine. The Machine.

Sorry I'm late, guys. I was just changing in a phone booth.

Ha ha ha. Was that a joke or...? Yeah, no, I was on the phone.

Hey, Fergus, you look a bit A&E, everything all right?

No. Mannion is announcing Silicon Playgrounds on Stewart's orders.

PM's orders. What?

Hang on a moment. This is demarcation stuff.