This is fourth sector, right?

And I am the fourth sector guru.

I've been on Team Fergus on this, you know?

Me and the Inbetweeners.

The what? The what? Sorry?

You know that's what we call you.

We did all the work on this, us. We're a team, we did it.

And now you say we're playing a new game,

pass the parcel, and he gets to unwrap it?

I don't think so. This is bollocks, Stewart.

Come on, calm down. Just a second.

Just leave it, leave it.

He's going to have a heart attack, look at him.

Will we cope? Can we even carry on?

Oh, it doesn't seem to have changed anything.

The top line, folks, is this. It's about coalition, remember.

This is not about coalition,

this is about you nicking our ideas and doing us up the Eurotunnel.

You're a couple of homeless guys we've invited to Christmas dinner.

Don't bitch cos we don't let you carve the turkey. Let me say it simply for you, Stewart.

I don't understand the Networked Nation

and the Silicon fucking Playground,

gigabits, people watching television on telephones.

For what it's worth, I think Fergus should carve this particular turkey.

There you go.

Peter, the Networked Nation is about harnessing

the interconnectivity of everyone in society.

It's a new way of thinking.

Innovation, self-investment, revenue flux, growth,

ergo a healthy network.

What's so complicated about that?

All the words you just used. Oh, Christ.

Here comes Dennis Norden. Oh, he brought his laughter file.

I don't know if this is any use,

but it might give you some idea of the scale of the problem.

Look, I think we're about done here, yeah?