another 50 of those, these will stay outside dotted around. Morning!

Big day for the reception class. Well done you.

Ah. Oh, I'm not sure "App-ortunity" works.

Yes it does.

It combines app and opportunity.

(Yes, I know that.)

Just looks like a team name from The Apprentice.

As you can see, Terri, I'm noting down every one of your comments.

Excuse me,

you asked to see me for the launch of Silicon Playgrounds, no?

I have never asked to see you.

Terri, don't worry about us. Go and help Malfoy and his dad.

Thanks, Ridgley.

I don't get it.

Andrew Ridgley, Wham. Hitched A Ride?

Oh, contemporary reference. Yeah. Yeah, very up to date.

Bit like your hair. What is it you ask for? The Disney Prince?

What do you ask for? Err... The...wanker?

Brilliant. Oh, forgot to tell you, sorry. Stewart's popping in.

Fuck me. What's the Last Airbender want? He needs the... Excuse me!

Oh, Jesus, this came through yesterday.

Yes, well, it came at 6:05.

I turn off all my work devices at six.

After that, it's me, the Kindle and Jodi Picoult.

Silicone Playgrounds project cleared for uplaunch.

Boom!

Hello, century 21.

We get kids to create apps in schools,

we pay them a digital dividend, we foster a new generation of entrepreneurs.

Sounds like that third Tron film no one's waiting for. We'd better tell Peter.

Well, we could celebrate it at another time.

Technically, and thrillingly, it'll be our anniversary all year!

Oh, sorry darling I've got to go.

I think the bailiffs are here take my will to live.

Fergus, my coalition colleague stroke junior, big day for you.

Every day is a big day for me,