which is ironic. Tickle? Mr Tickle?

Mr Tickel. He's not still in his fucking tent is he?

I know we only have one anniversary a year.

There's a clue in the name, I did do classics.

I'm not being chippy, it's a fact.

I'm saying Tickel. Tickle.

It undermines him. If we say Tickle it makes him look stupid.

I was at school with a guy called Timothy Burr. Either change school

or change your name, but don't get your mum to ring my mum and complain

about the lumberjack jokes. Why was she complaining? Err... Timothy Burr, Tim Burr.

I can't leave before my coalition partner.

Fergus, I told you.

Well, I say partner. He's Lewis, I'm Morse.

I hate to ask but I've got to ask. Are you ready for today, Fergus?

Yeah, somewhat.

Silicon Playgrounds are... is go.

I just hope Mannion keeps his baccy stained fingers out of it.

Don't worry about Mannion.

He's allergic to the 21st century.

Yeah, he didn't like the 20th much and the 19th makes him fart papyrus.

I think I'd better end this call now in case I get a brain tumour.

Precisely. I'd lose all my lovely thick hair. Can't wait for later.

What?

Yes. The whole protest is really taking off. It's a sensible policy.

If we sell off NHS key worker housing,

we can pay off the PFI debts. We haven't made him live in a tent, just sold his house.

The cold winter will finish him off. He's like bindweed.

Well, you know I can be romantic.

Haven't we... Oh, piss. Christ, I've been spotted.

Peter. Can we talk Tickle?

I'd love to, but I think Fergus was asking for you,

something about Silicon?

OK, well. Tickle you later.

Oh, she just made eyes at me.

God, I wish I could make redundancy at her.

OK, so we've got 30 of these bigger phones,