No, I couldn't possibly say who.

Glen Cullen. Glen with one N.

We have actually decided to go in a different direction from Andy.

fucking hairdresser. Got any photos?

I'll get a photo of you in a minute with your cock nailed to the desk.

Hey, you want to see something that's really worth photographing, Steve Fleming at work, eh?

That the real master of spin.

He's Spinney fucking Hendrix.

Nicola, you and your department have screwed up.

I'd like to agree with the previous speaker only adding the words "fucking royally."

Oh, Jesus, are my being gang-bollocked?

Andy Murray's Henman fisting us in the press.

respect, Malcolm, the crimes stats cock-up is a much bigger deal.

This is such a great double act, isn't it? Good cock, bad cock.

I tell you what, why don't you go first? I need a wazz.

what the bloody hell happened?

Like you asked, we published the crime figures from 2004 up to the last quarter.

you dozy mare.

Up to, includes the thing you're going up to, right?

If you say count up to 20, it means count up to and include the number 20.

The events leading up to the Second World War do not include the Second World War.

We haven't got time for a semantic argument about this.

Do not fucking call me sweetheart.

I think you'll find Steve was addressing me, the tash is a bit of a giveaway. I'll draft a statement.

You fucking will not draft any fucking statement. I've been minding the shop.

You were fucking minding the shop and what happened?

A bunch of fucking school kids came in and fucking dropped

their trousers and fucking had a shit in aisle five.

Freudian nightmare of your head.

Could you two decide between you, in which order and from which direction I'm going to be shafted?

Andy, let me talk you through the decision.

We do need to go in a different direction.

We need to go black.

What? Sentiment, comedy?

Would you like to speak to Oliver Reeder? He's the sort of mastermind...

Don't tell him that. Fucking...