- From a sweat-shop labour company. - Ooh!

You prep him with this shit, yeah?

to him was go in there and bomb. Well, it fucking worked!

Usually he comes across like just another third-rate Donald Sinden, but

tonight he's like a ventriloquist's dummy that's fucking falling to bits.

It's nice to see you without those veins in your temples throbbing.

You've got your work cut out with him!

Look at the hair! You've got to do something. He's like fucking Swiss Toni.

This is radio, but it's great to be getting this straight from you, thanks.

Do you both have to make so much noise?

I don't know if they told you this on your training day, love, but this is fucking soundproof.

- They can't hear you. We're like Ted Moult to them. - Look, can you please get out?

No, actually we are entitled to be in here. They should all be in here.

All of their political advisors should be in here. I'm going to get them.

Night in, night out, it strikes me that one or both of you are in trouble.

Well, I can assure you it's not me. Er...

I just want to add to the party atmosphere.

We're perfectly entitled... There is a text here from Tim in Ruislip.

This is what Tim's text says. Nicola is a hypocrite.

JFU also donate to the Government.

In fact, they donate twice as much as they do to the Opposition.

Can I just say to the listeners, I have no idea what's going on now.

We're in a studio, there's another room...

We have to get out, right?

OK, let's get you all...

What do you reckon, Malcolm? Seems like the big issue to me.

We've got to move onto piercings.

Janice, in the interest of balance...

Right, can you shut up, right?! Malcolm's right.

Absolutely.

Bullshit!

Right, look, see this here? You do it and I will press this fucking button.

Don't fucking threaten me. Richard, Tim in Ruislip.

We've just received this text from Tim... She's actually put it through.

..and he says, "Nicola is a hypocrite. JFU also donate to the Government.

"In fact, they donate twice as much as they do to the Opposition."