We start a shit fight, we throw so much shit back at them
that they can't pick up shit, they can't throw shit, they can't do shit.
That's top swearing, Glenn, well done.
Watch and learn. I think we're all agreed that the department needs to look a bit less...
Autistic... ..badly staffed.
So, we need to - at this morning's policy review -
come up with some sort of new announcement
that's a bit more connected, a bit more funky. Funky.
Look, I hope you're not going to just toss off some kind of policy,
just to get back at some journalist.
So, essentially this is just us again,
but in a bigger room, isn't it? And without Terri.
Yeah I've block-booked 14 meeting rooms, she'll never find us.
It's foolproof, it's the only way to get any un-interrupted work done.
Chris from Health does it all the time.
OK, all right then, I'll start us off.
There was a key worker policy I worked up a couple of months ago. Quite like that. Any takers?
We need to find a good angle.
Youths, you know, people are afraid of youths, I mean I know I am.
HE GROWLS
Are you taking the piss? I'm joshing. It sounds like taking the piss.
It's just good-natured joshing.
My hand is in the air, I am being good natured.
Can the two of you just shut up? Shut up for a minute, please.
Where else can we go?
Pollution, the environment?
Litter? Dog shit? Aiming high(!)
We aimed high and now we're at dog shit. So, what you're...
OK, I'm putting it about through a number of cronies...
Morning, Malcolm.
..that Hewitt's piece was bollocks, he did it as a favour to Cliff.
Cliff being? Cliff Lawton. Oh, right.
Hugh's predecessor, they're as tight as arse-cheeks. Are they now?
Well, fuck knows, but that's what we're saying, OK?
It's personal, it's back-slapping, it's borderline homoerotic,
and you are the innocent victim of a nasty media stitch-up.