I'm absolutely certain of it.

So what's the beard for? Who is she by the way?

Oh, hello again. Ollie right? Yes.

She was married to one of those guys who died when that cafe collapsed.

She's not going to cry on me, is she? Get enough of that at home.

Glen says she's changed her Facebook status

to single and up for it which I believe is why Glen brought her here in the first place.

Listen, John, it's an outside chance that she may

just prefer to meet a human being so I'm going to come down with you.

Good idea. You can buy her a coffee.

Maybe you could buy her a "collapsaccino".

Might bring back memories of her latte husband. As in late husband.

Yeah. We're like Dick and Dom.

Accept neither one of you are Doms.

Terri, hi it's me. Have you read up about this Peter Manyon

second holiday thing on the Dig Deep blog?

No, I haven't seen that. Where's he off to?

Amalfi. So could you make a few phone calls, see if you can get it some press traction?

I can't do that. That's party political matter.

You'll have to get John Duggan onto that, it's his responsibility.

The trouble is, that the only thing Duggan is doing here is depriving

a village somewhere of a twat.

'I've heard he's about as useless as a chocolate teapot.'

Where are you?

to see my sister.

She's having trouble shifting a piano, so I'm working from home today.

You're not working and you're not at home so,

as my 16-year-old would say, you are totally busted.

We're thrilled to have you on board.

Although, of course, terribly sad about your news at the same time.

Yeah right, um... Yeah. You are?

John Duggan, press officer.

It is an honour. Maybe that's pushing it a bit far but I mean

it's very nice to meet a civi... a normal, as it were.

So have you seen the charms of Eastbourne, whatever they may be?

Not really. I've been working on me speech.