Incident Reports

Lazy fucking shyster.

Fucking fibroid polyp bitch.

I hope they sprout out of her abdomen and fucking choke her.

Yeah, I'm pumped, pumped to the fucking max.

Nicola agreed with this key worker housing scheme.

what, a joke that I'm going to shit myself?

were gleefully in favour of it, just like Nicola.

and Malcolm made me do it and now, fuck.

Olly is a fucking...because...

But I do not believe that Nicola Murray is fit to lead such an attack

when a minister, supported the exact same proposals.

Olly, how the shit has this happened?

Nicola, if you fight this, it's just going to be one of those long slow

I'm sorry Nicola, this is it.

I really thought I could be Prime Minister.

I'm gonna end up asking for a divorce and that's exactly what he fucking well wants me to do

and I just know I'm going to end up with the fucking kids.

Right, come on, folks, gather round. Grab your cheesy nachos and your fucking vuvuzelas,

this is what we've been waiting for, it's the queen's fucking speech.

of my party. You never had the support of the party, you big bag of fucking useless doubt.

You. Bland fucking robot droid, clear that shit out of there.

the stench of fucking failure.

Somebody get me a fucking Fanta!

I think Nicola's just finishing herself off here.

(Nicola, Nicola this way this way.)

Oh shit.

cousin-fucking chinless aliens.

Nicola's security pass. Get it altered.

"Who was Nicola Murray? I'll have to hurry you, teams."

Farewell our shit and useless servant.

Oh, fuck, the man made of space hopper is coming this way.

I'm not a fucking lion, Phil.

Peter Mannion. Lovely to meet you. What vital work you do.

Peter, I'd love to introduce you to 'The Carers'...

going to nail me up like fucking Barabbas.

That is a good idea. Really? Fuck, that hurt to say.