Caption: I'm surprised Sue Barker doesn't sink her teeth into his thighs, aren't you?

This programme contains very strong language from the start and adult humour.

We're on dual commentary. Yeah, like the tennis.

Yeah, sadly without Boris Becker.

OK, team, we need to get it out there that the police arrest backlog

is not a DoSAC FUBAR, OK?

The Home Office cut paperwork, there are more bobbies on the beat.

No-one to process them at the stations.

I doubt there are any major criminals on the loose, this is about paperwork,

it's not Con Air! I mean, I wish it was!

That to Peter. Oh, good morning, Minister!

How did it go with the DPM?

Oh, so that good. I've got to go.