Or not.

Of course I know it's our anniversary. What do you think the card was for?

Oh right. My bad, as they say.

You're a very tidy man, aren't you?

There's no happiness without order.

It's a Nazi quote but it stands the test of time.

When is Peter getting in? That nurse is becoming a bit of a running sore

which is ironic. Tickle? Mr Tickle?

Mr Tickel. He's not still in his fucking tent is he?

I know we only have one anniversary a year.