See you, Nicola!

Or not.

I left it on the kitchen table.

Oh right. My bad, as they say.

You're a very tidy man, aren't you?

There's no happiness without order.

It's a Nazi quote but it stands the test of time.

When is Peter getting in? That nurse is becoming a bit of a running sore

which is ironic. Tickle? Mr Tickle?

Mr Tickel. He's not still in his fucking tent is he?