Caption: Right. So, Ben Swain, the man you love to hate and love to sack, actually, is on his way up.

"person" and you kept going "Urgh".

I wouldn't give it a second thought, honestly.

to John Craven and Dexter Fletcher.

Oh, great. I'm flypaper for dickheads today.

three inches of make-up.

Ah, the prodigal Swain returns.

Menstrual cycle, Ben on the 4th July.

Olly, put the kettle on.

Oh, the good ship Olly-pop, old lang syne.

How are things at the Department of Education, Education, Education?

Going at the foot pump mainly because you are the Robin Hood of politics.

Robin Hood was a hero.