Caption: Go, for fuck's sake, you big fucking prick!

with the piss woman, right?

Can you sort that out for me? Good lad. See you later.

Oh, nice. Very nice.

I'll cut your fucking ears off! We need it done.

When I met you this morning, I thought you were the nice Scot.

HUGH ON NEWS: '..In tragic cases... She's not dead! She's not dead!'

Um... I'm from Number 10... Downing Street... Oh, yeah? Yeah.

..and we want you to take this MoD story that you're planning on running first

right down in your schedules and bring the Hugh Abbot story right up.

Er... Are you one of Malcolm's bum-boys? Yeah.

Er, well, we work together.

Look, it's ROMFuP, OK.