Caption: Ollie. We need you to fuck Hugh for us.

You can just write your resignation letter.

If you ask the people to believe... OK.

What were you doing? I was having a fag.

OK?

OK. I need you to go over to Mark Davies at ITN, right.

They're 50/50 on bumping Hugh up to the top of the bill

with the piss woman, right?

Can you sort that out for me? Good lad. See you later.

Oh, nice. Very nice.

Go, for fuck's sake, you big fucking prick!

I'll cut your fucking ears off! We need it done.

When I met you this morning, I thought you were the nice Scot.