Where's Terri? Is she not...? Oh! Morning, Mr Lover-Lover-Man.

Does... Does nobody else ever shag anybody else in Westminster? Is that...

Hey! Horatio!

It's hanging just fine, thanks.

Sleeping with the opposition, I hear. Not all of them.

What do they do? Do they keep a tight hold on the fiscal...?

Scrotum? What? What?

Shagging the opposition! Never would have happened in my day.

She's not my opposite number, cos Levitt has gone to shadow defence,

so she's doing shadow defence, so she's no longer social affairs...

Did you manage to do some good and steal a few policy papers?

It's hard to know why you're so unsuccessful with the opposite sex. I tell you what...