..Ollie, did you see him when I said your thing

about the Opposition, "home is where the heart is"? It almost hurt! I loved it! He didn't even get it!

He did. He flinched! He was hating it! Fiddling with his catheter!

How many did Doug's piece of shit get at report? God, at least 200.

Then it got fucked in the Lords. It was more amendment than Bill, in the end. We're doing a press release?

Yes... "Following a successful report-stage debate, the Secretary of State for Social Affairs,

"Hugh Abbot, today announced...

"I'm the fuckin' daddy!"

There was a SMARMY piece in The Guardian, though. Did you see it?

Dan fucking Miller! Yeah.

"Ooh, all the work I've done on the Standing Committee." Fine. My pie is extremely large, as you may notice.

Pie for all my friends! Yeah.