Maybe if you just say that you were misquoted

and also that Simon Hewitt's a prick, if you just said that. Who?

The journalist that you told your story to.

You spoke to Simon Hewitt... Simon?

No I... You fucking spoke to Simon Hewitt.

He's a fat guy with a tiny little dick, you fucking spoke to him.

I really think I'd like to go now.

Did you speak? I don't even know...

You didn't speak to him. She didn't fucking speak to him.

I don't know anyone called Simon, whatever the...

Hewitt. Simon Hewitt. Hewitt, yeah.

She doesn't even know, Malcolm.