What we've done is we've given the story to a tame journalist,

one who's more, you know, likely to be sympathetic.

Think about what is going to happen tomorrow.

In a good way? No, not a good way at all.

That film Notting Hill, have you seen that? She's probably fucking in it.

You know that bit where the guy opens the door

and there's like millions of journalists and flash bulbs are going off.

That's going to be you, darling, they'll be all over you like fucking cockroaches.

It's OK, it's OK...

No, it's not OK, it's not going to be OK

and I'll tell you why because you're fair game

so I hope your knickers are clean because every sniffing shit-bag