Well, fuck knows, but that's what we're saying, OK?

It's personal, it's back-slapping, it's borderline homoerotic,

and you are the innocent victim of a nasty media stitch-up.

it is a perfect opportunity to show just how clued-up you are actually.

Hughie Abbot, the in-touch guy, you're on the ball,

you know the price of a pint of milk,

you love VH1, Pixar, you dig The Streets...

No, no, they're all great.

You've got absolutely no fucking idea what I'm talking about, do you?

Yeah, yeah I do.

Who's the only gay in the village?

Eddie Grundy. I don't know, because I know that he's got children,