Still, at least I've made something.

Morning, morning, Secretary of State,

we've got quite a lot to get through.

for BBC Norfolk this afternoon. Why?

Well, it was going to clash with the two minute silence so I...

Ooh, good call. Yeah Hugh, not remembering the dead,

talking about benefit fraud in King's Lynn,

you are gonna look a bit of a dick.

Could you get me a cup of coffee?

I told you about Waitrose, when I was head of press,

do you remember that? I know.

It was a two minute silence - an ordinary Sunday -