Sponge Avengers,

and, um, at that press conference

there seems to have been a bit of a blip

They're so much looking for...

ON RADIO: 'a bit of scandal or incompetence, so that statement'

that the policy was the invention of a disgruntled civil servant

was actually the invention of a disgruntled civil servant.

No, there's only one disgruntled civil servant, because one of them's...one of them's an invention

by the other one, you see?

Anyone listening carefully would have thought I sounded completely mad. No, you came over loud and clear.

It's going to put the whole thing to bed, anyway. Kill it.

And Olly's offered Angela a Private Life piece about you. Oh, great(!)