I announced at a press conference this new Benefit Fraud Inspection Unit,

which we are hoping to call...

Sponge Avengers,

there seems to have been a bit of a blip

because many of the journalists didn't pick up on the announcement.

They're so much looking for...

ON RADIO: 'a bit of scandal or incompetence, so that statement'

that the policy was the invention of a disgruntled civil servant

was actually the invention of a disgruntled civil servant.

No, there's only one disgruntled civil servant, because one of them's...one of them's an invention

by the other one, you see?

Anyone listening carefully would have thought I sounded completely mad. No, you came over loud and clear.