there's no big announcement.

Oh... Wait. We say the Department of Social Affairs has been doing amazing work, bread-and-butter work,

the kind of work that you people aren't interested in.

Every time we try and do it, we just carry on with our day, you don't show up, so we have to call a big...

Why bread and butter? On target, under budget... Coal-face politics.

Coal? Absolutely, yes, I like it. Not wasting resources. Let's do that.

Let's go for that. We trick them by...a tinselly thing, and they come along and then we say, "Ah..."

That's what we've been doing! We've been doing our fucking jobs! Yes, they never print that stuff, do they?

And you've come all this way. We've got you two hours out of London to cover this. You mugs! You mugs!

You've got a bigger story here than you have chasing your tinsel.

You live in a country which is properly... There's not many countries can say that!

And we've probably got ten million we can throw at it. Yes.