'First, estimates of fatalities from yesterday's train disaster in Bangalore have risen overnight...'

That's marvellous. MOBILE RINGS

Oh, Tucker. ..Malcolm.

I talked to the PM and this is completely Kosher, as far he's concerned.

He gave the go ahead and said, "Bounce the Treasury!"

We've got 17 different issues we're fighting with the Treasury about!

'I can hear that you are, as usual, upset...'

I'll tell you why I'm upset. I'm upset because these fucking morons over at the Treasury are paranoid!

If you don't tell them about stuff like this, or cc them an e-mail, they think you've started a coup!

Malcolm... You don't seem to understand that I'm going to have to mop up a fucking hurricane of piss

from all of these neurotics. What did the Prime Minister actually say?

He said, "This is exactly the kind of thing we should be doing."