We'll have to use him today, because you know how the pool system works. So we go down to the school, um...

He's sort of contemptuous.

The driver? I feel like he looks down on me.

PIPS ON CAR RADIO

'The World At One, this is Nick Clarke with 30 minutes of news and...' You can fuck off!

'This afternoon the Social Affairs Secretary, Hugh Abbot...' Evening!

First story up. '..Funding for an anti-fraud executive to include a uniformed so-called Snooper Force.

'The announcement suggests the DSA has pushed the Treasury into releasing more funds,

'so is the Treasury losing its central policy?' Not before time!

'We'll talk to Opposition spokesman, Mark Davis Nathenson...' If you can get him out of the bath.

'First, estimates of fatalities from yesterday's train disaster in Bangalore have risen overnight...'

That's marvellous. MOBILE RINGS