Transport's cars, buses, trucks...

I know what Transport fucking entails!

Look, look...

I'll look at them.

"Personal reasons"?

Yeah. I thought that would give you adequate scope. Scope?

What like, um, shooting up in the Cabinet office or something? What?

Stuffing a cat up my arse and having a wank? What do you mean? You know, this could be a great deal worse.

You have had a good innings. You have been here for 18 months

and, you know, I have written some very nice things about you in the PM's reply to your resignation.

Some very nice fucking things indeed! I had a lump in my throat, and you know why?

Because no-one who matters thinks any the less of you over this... SO FAR, OK?