What, and Social Affairs isn't?

Oh... OK, the Department of Social Affairs is very important, but it's not Transport.

Transport's cars, buses, trucks...

Look, look...

HUGH SIGHS DEEPLY

I'll look at them.

"Personal reasons"?

Yeah. I thought that would give you adequate scope. Scope?

What like, um, shooting up in the Cabinet office or something? What?

Stuffing a cat up my arse and having a wank? What do you mean? You know, this could be a great deal worse.

You have had a good innings. You have been here for 18 months

and, you know, I have written some very nice things about you in the PM's reply to your resignation.