you'd be condemning him to the scrapheap.

Right... OK?

Yes. Good girl. Will you get Robyn?

Robyn, can you help her go over her lines?

It was interesting watching you talking about the truth et cetera, cos I had a similar problem today.

Really? Yeah, at the committee,

I didn't, well, unwittingly I didn't tell the entire truth.

You lied? To Claire Ballentine?

Yeah. Does she know?

I don't think so - she couldn't possibly know.

Oh, well, it doesn't matter then.

I lied to the Select Committee - it's like lying to the House.

Yeah, but if she doesn't know, then it doesn't matter, Hugh.

I really can't be fielding calls right now, I've got a lot of lines to learn.

Claire Ballentine's office want diaries from the last 12 weeks.

Shit! She's on to us, why else would she...? Have you got the diaries?

Yes, in a sense.

Ollie might be doing something with the diaries that I don't officially

know about because he hasn't told me.

Well, you'd better get him to undo what you don't know he's doing. I can't, I don't know he's doing it.

Hugh, go and get Ollie and Glenn in here.

This is really serious, you have lied to a Select Committee.

I told you that. That's like lying to the House!

That's what I said. Yeah, but they're on to you! Yes...

Jesus Christ!

Malcolm, do you think this is too bright? It's too bright!

Can you, please, Robyn, go down to the Sketchley concession and get my grey suit, now.

Do I look ten?

Do I look like I'm on some bloody...? Please, just do it, get the suit.

Can I have the money, please? Don't you get paid?

Have you got the diaries?

Yes. I don't know. We shredded some preliminary sections. I don't wanna hear.

Hugh, take your fingers out your fucking ears.

You're gonna go to the Select Committee tomorrow and apologise to them.

I'll tell them I forgot. They can't have me for that, it's an involuntary thing, like farting.

Malcolm!