Just fucking pull yourself together and act your age, we've had enough of your puerile influence.

Actually, Hugh, I think I might have an idea about...

Just... Just tell me, truthfully -

did you send that e-mail?

No, I didn't.

And you KNOW I didn't.

What? I'm sorry?

Are you...are you inferring that...? Implying.

You're implying that...

it was me who...?

(I saw you, Hugh, I saw you do it.)

It was for Glenn, for our Glenn, you know, to amuse him when that

prick man was in his office and I just typed in the wrong address.

It was a genuine mistake.

I didn't really see you, I was bluffing.

That doesn't bode well for your Select Committee performance.

I knew you were bluffing.

I admitted it because it's the right thing to do, not because you caught me out.

And I caught you out, cos you lied about seeing me do it. So, how do you like them apples?

Are you going to admit to this publicly?

What?! No, are you mad?

I can't do that. That mustn't happen.

You've got, I need you to, to...

What, to lie? I think it was Derrida who said there is no such thing as actual, empirical truth...

I'll tell you what Derrida said, he said, "Go fuck your face, Abbot!"

You need to mind your language, it will keep getting you into trouble.

Can't even get out of the fucking room!

Now to the meat of the committee's interest.

You've made quite a U-turn on SEN schools, haven't you, Minister?

Why have you sold out?

Sold out, that's rather an emotive way of putting it.

You are on record as having been very much in opposition to inclusion.

No, it's just that times have changed and I have reassessed...the landscape.

We now have the funding for new academies which will have two behaviour support teachers,

so these Super Schools will offer skill clusters... Yes, but we're not interested in that.

What the committee are rather curious about is how it is you've changed your mind,