Why the fuck is your girlfriend hitting us with this? She's not my girlfriend, Malcolm.

You won't mind if I kill her, then, will you? It'd solve a lot for me.

Hey, hey, if you could sweet-talk that sour-faced bitch into dropping this, you... If I could sweet-talk

that sour-faced bitch into anything, I would've had a better four months.

Just have to kill the BOTH of you, then, eh?! Yeah, well! That was a joke - a nasty one

which masks many negative feelings about this fuckin' department. MOBILE RINGS

Tom Davies. ..Tom! Hello! How a...? Yes. No, he was already there.

He was TALKING to her.

W-What's happening? How was...? What is happening? That was supposed to be a NICE interview.

What on earth did you say to her? I-I think I denied being a racist. God, I HOPE so.

You didn't go, "I have lots of black friends"? Of course not. I haven't. I haven't ANY. What did you say?

About the offers. I said I wasn't aware, someone else was handling the sale, I wasn't aware of any offers.

Hugh. Hmm? Did you mention me by name? Um...

Possibly. No, I don't think...

I-I may, in between denying racism, possibly have...yes. Thank you.

Thank you very much! Thanks a fucking bunch!

OK, so what's the line on this, then? I-I... I d... I don't know!

Why, what IS the line on this? I don't know! Don't look at me!

It's OK, we've got movement, we've got a break! What? The flat's sold.

What?! To the Asian family. For 40 grand below asking price. That's OK! Jesus, what is happening?! Malcolm.

What? We're too late. What?! All the papers have got hold of it. What?! The Express has been making offers -

at the asking price and also for £30,000 more. (Jesus!) Hasn't been accepted. We've got to stall.

This is madness. I just own a flat, I haven't raped somebody.

They call the scandal "Flatgate". Scandal?! (Flatgate!) That's crap!

Crap name for a scandal. They SHOULD call it "Notting Hill Gate...gate."

Can WE stop saying "scandal"? You're joking. Are you joking now?

On my way to stall them. Yeah, GET stalling(!)

Maybe we could just blame it on Terri.

That IS an option, isn't it?

It's a FLAT. It is a SECOND HOME

in a borough with thousands of homeless people - that you have kept empty for ages!

Have you not read your own Housing Bill(?) God! I only kept it empty

for a little while to see my bloody family.

Obviously I should've filled it with prostitutes and rent-boys

and crack-cocaine pimp tattoo freaks! Thanks to Dan Miller,

the Housing Bill is a success. But this is BURYING the whole thing.