Oh, sorry, got to take that.

Oh! It's my sister.

Peter, we need to get as many staff as possible down to Lewisham, OK?

When Miller gets there, we need them to be processing like, like human Pentiums.

Yeah, I, I agree, I don't care who's queuing for arrest

or if they go on to kill again, Lewisham's the priority.

Brilliant! We make it seem like Dan Miller's the problem, he's wasting police time.

He's the backlog. Err, Peter. Um? Yeah.

When you have a moment, can I get a quote on Malcolm's arrest?

Malcolm? Tucker.

Malcolm Tucker's being arrested?

Well, I was thinking of coming down there in October anyway.

What the fuck? This is... I've been getting calls for 15 minutes.

Not the same sources that told you David Beckham was running for mayor?

Malcolm's solicitor phoned the police, who phones journalists, and they tell me.

And after all that people phoning you... Yes? Yes?

..then you just, then, you just have a little tuna salad, do you, watch Loose Women?

You lay an egg over there and...

Terri, Terri, can you spot who the blockage is in this office?

I have been getting on with doing exactly what you told me to,

which was... What? ..dealing with this arrest backlog. Can't you react to events? Fuck!

Yes, just doing one thing at a time, are you, because you're a uni-tasker?

All the press will focus on, right, is Malcolm's arrest,

and not on anyone else who's being arrested, we have been trumped again! No, this is good.

We swoop in, sort the system, and we get Tucker in clink, it's a double stamp.

Which police station's he going to? Brentford, apparently. Brentford.

Shit, it's off-grid! It'd be here, the vector would be here.

Right. OK, listen up, everybody.

Forget Lewisham.

I want every warm body we've got down to Brentford.

Let's put the fucker in a cell with a genuine psychopath.

Can I just make sure that this is a double stamp?

This is a double stamp.

Yeah, well, don't worry, I can come down

and I'll have that wall whitewashed in about half an hour.

So you're telling me I literally cannot get arrested?