What? Why? Why, why aren't I visiting a police station?

Why didn't you think of that? Yes, why didn't you think of that? I did, I nearly did, OK?

I was about to think of that. Christ, it's like Harry Potter all over again.

I thought of that, I just didn't write it down.

It was Gandalf at school, but same principle.

Fergus has got an idea about the police backlog, just tell him. Yeah, I'm going to.

It is basically an issue of manpower, so we outsource, we get the private sector in to clear it up.

It's problem solved, it's obvious, really.

Yeah, yeah. Yes, you, yes, it is obvious, that's two obvious things you've missed today. Idiot!

Yeah, what do you think? No, I think it's good,

I mean, private sector dives in and saves us, it plays well for us. Thank you.

Till we get the bill! Cos we got no money.

Anyway, I'm just popping out to Tesco Metro, anyone want a yoghurt?

No, Glenn, no.

Ah, Peter. This War of the Roses with the Home Office?

It ends now. We want a united realm.

There's no vision in division.

Well, yes, there is. Anyway, tell Perkin Warbeck over there.

OK, people, could we briefly form a coherent group?

Mary Drake is in the building, she's on her way up.

OK. Shields up, guys. Centurions, we're forming a tortoise.

OK. Terri. Think Socially.

Did I sign off on this?

Because I hadn't heard of Think Socially until I said it just then.

OK, er... So what is it? Simple explanation.

Love to hear it. Yeah. Very... Oh, God, here's Mary.

Bunch up, everyone, so she doesn't see the corpses.

Look, synchronise lies, all right?

Mary, hi, hi. Emma. We met at the away day.

I so enjoyed our mood play.

Yes. You actually did, didn't you?

Ah, you must be the legendary Terri.

I've heard a great deal about you.

Oh, please, don't believe everything that you hear. I fully intend not to.

Stewart, shakras balanced? Er...sorry. Tiny bit of housekeeping.

Terri, um, er...Think Socially. Just checking in on that.