But I told old Iron Blouse that I'd talk to her presently!

What part of that sentence doesn't she understand? Just thought you'd like to know.

Don't want to be accused of being a barricade or anything!

ALL: Blockage.

Look, things were said at that inquiry, Terri...

They certainly were.

Well, can you just be a fucking professional and get Fergus in here?

I am an F-wording professional.

Wait, wait, Terri, can you give this to Fergus,

and tell him he's going to front Think Socially tomorrow?

Ah. Yeah, OK, err, um, Peter, may I just... No, you may not.

I thought we weren't talking to the Proclaimers.

We have to play happy families for Mary, pretend I don't want

to strangle Fergus's bollocks so they look like glace cherries.

Sorry. Can I?

Christ, you just can't flush her. Can I borrow her?

Yeah, but there's a fine if you don't bring her back.

It should be a fine if you DO bring her back.

Ever since this inquiry, Mannion and Fergus,

their communication has totally broken down. Yes.

Which is why we have the double stamp system. Yeah...

No decisions without a dual approval, what?

Occasionally, just because of a, well...

a time-sensitive decision, I have got a stamp from Peter,

but unfortunately been unable to locate Fergus.

OK, let's fast-forward to the bit where I don't want to eat my own lips off.

In order to prevent a Fergal paper jam,

I have stamped certain decisions

based on what I imagined he might think.

So, you have approved a policy that Fergus is going to launch,

that Fergus knows nothing about?

Sort of. Sort of, or sort of exactly?

Sort of exactly.

You're telling me that you have been running parts of this country?

What the fuck are you trying to do, prove the Mayans right?

Ha-ha! "Dear Jim, please could you fix it for me for two departments