Well, whereas your closet is completely free of skeletons isn't it, Malcolm?

Cos you've buried them in a landfill in Essex.

Oh, yeah, sorry, and just to say that we're very proud to say that

this, this policy has been pushed through by our party.

We do have a voice in this coalition, and it is being heard.

When this inquiry lands, you'd better have developed a very flat,

stony face with no expression. But that'll be easy for you.

It's your fucking come face, isn't it?

Hi, my name's Rohinka.

OK, when they dry up, just jump in. Do a quick Q&A and wrap it up, yeah?

Who am I? Fucking Kirsty Wark?

No.

..lead a normal life. So, this Carers Pass is a blessing, really.

I, Peter Mannion.

Stewart Pearson.

Fergus Williams. Adam Kenyon.

Emma Florence Messinger.

Philip Bartholomew Cornelius Smith.

Teresa Jessica Coverley.

Robyn Murdoch.

Glenn Cullen. Oliver Francis Reeder.

Nicola Alison Murray.

I, Malcolm Tucker, do declare that the evidence I give

will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

This programme contains some strong language.

Tickel's dead!

I need to have the e-mail. I'll do it.

Are you for the chop, Mrs Murray?

Ha-ha(!) Very funny!

Quiet Batpeople on every fucking paper!

What are you doing at my computer?!

I'm bringing down Mannion by leaking an e-mail.

Mr Tickel's medical records were illegally acquired.

I have decided to stand down as leader.

The Guardian have received an e-mail from Fergus

with all of our comments about Mr Tickel underneath.