'Any regrets in the last two years?'

Do you have a legacy?

Worst leader in living memory?

Get hold of Claire Ballentine by the ears, if necessary.

Tell her she's on the World Tonight tonight.

Nicola's security pass. Get it altered.

She gets into the lobby and the canteen. And that's it.

This programme contains strong language and adult humour from the start.

Tickel's dead. What?

This is an emergency situation, You have to bash the Tickel button.

You should all for an inquiry. Now.

That's why I'm calling for an inquiry.

I need to have that email.

I'll do it.

I may have fleetingly supported the policy myself.

So you've essentially launched an investigation into yourself?

'I have decided to stand down as leader.'

Ding Dong! The useless bitch is dead.

Oh, God. Here we go.

Do you feel you've been stabbed in the back, Mrs Murray?

She won't be answering any questions.

Are you backing Dan Miller for Leader?

Thank you all very much.

There she goes, a tiebreaker in the making.

"Who was Nicola Murray? I'll have to hurry you, teams."

Farewell our shit and useless servant.

At least Miller's a step up from Murray.

He doesn't have Left and Right on his wellies.

I need your attention for thirty of your earth seconds.

This is what will happen. What is Stewart doing?

You will go to the Z drive.

You find a file entitled "Miller's Ascension, Whitehall Arab Spring".

Open, ingest, implement. And after that, I expect both of you.

You two, to get together.

Oh, fuck, the man made of space hopper is coming this way.

This is going to be about the inquiry.