It's gonna go big, bigger than Charlie bit my finger.

You look like the Shit Family Robinson. Aaahhhh!

Jesus Christ! Shit!

Oh, poor Stewart. I think a bit of his brain broke.

My phone broke. I was up to Warlock General in Dragonlance.

A year of my life, gone.

Er, Peter, speaking of socially embarrassing situations,

what the fuck were you doing being photographed on a slide?

It was the only place we could get a fucking signal.

Two grown men in a playground - that's a pretty clear signal.

Peter, Number 10 have seen the photo. They don't want you to make a statement.

Fergus, looks like you're up.

Statement on Tickle in 10 minutes OK? Bring it!

I'm gonna go and talk Stewart down. I don't want the fucking trousers.

ADAM: Peter, sorry to take this off you.

Yeah, but that's swings and roundabouts, isn't it?

MOBILE Coverly, comms. Yeah, statement in er... Emma?

Yes. Statement in? Nine. Nine, nine minutes.

Yep. OK, everyone. Terri Coverly offline.

OK, shall I bring you some tea?

Oh, Peter, that tie's a bit rubbish, isn't it?

Can I just...? Why don't I just help you with that?

Just... I'm very willing to... Take it.

PHIL: Jesus, Christ, Terri. Next time why don't you just lick his spats?

This is not about changing policy, this is not about running away from our obligations...

Here you go. I managed to wrestle your tie back off Terri.

There's some of her fingernails in it.

Well, in the grand scheme of things, that's not such a big deal.

You're not gonna watch your guy give the statement? No.

He's not my guy, Phil. I'm on my own here. There's no one quite like me, not here, not any more.

Yeah. You're the last VHS in Oxfam.

They won't take them anymore, I've tried.

Series one to five of the X Files - nothing, can't give them away.

For a fairer NHS, for a fairer public housing programme.

He's exactly why people hate politicians.

He's making me hate politicians, him in particular.