Can't think why that is.

Geoff Holhurst. Tiny head. Yeah, an Achilles head.

Ah, Dan Miller, definitely our anti-fave.

Charming, charismatic, clever, dedicated and phwoar, God, he's hot.

Yes, thanks, Em.

OK, let's architecturalise this, yeah? Oh, don't bother.

If it's Ben Swain, we all shout "sweaty Swain" as he dehydrates himself through PMQs.

Holhurst looks like a shepherd dressed up to meet the Queen

and if it's Dan Miller we're fucked.

I should tell you I do also have a meeting with Dan Miller booked in.

What? I would just knock that right on the head, don't do it.

Well, he's in opposition, we rule.

We're the rulers, we're the governors.

And in the end, this is so fucking us. Fuck, yeah. Yeah.

Here, Tara Strachan, LSE, Harvard,

author of Strapped: Why We're In Debt To Each Other,

Small Is Bountiful, expert in micro financing

and community credit guilds.

God, that sounds dreary. Bloody hell, that's all 4th sector stuff.

I mean, why have they kept me out here like a stray dog?

And why are they keeping Mannion out of it?

This is government business.

Right, that's enough, stop, stop, stop. I demand an explanation.

Sorry, Phil, we're busy.

Maybe come back in, I don't know, 2017?

As Peter's representative, it's as though you lied to him. That's probably illegal.

If you want to see something probably illegal, pass me that fucking stapler over there.

Er, listen is there a problem with me being here?

You're not supposed to be here.

The minister is unaware that you're here, so you have to leave.

So she's a security risk? Oh, no - I'd forgotten. You're not allowed within 50 feet of a woman.

How d'you explain this, then? I'm within 50 feet of you. You're a woman.

Oh, brilliant. That is really good. Fuck! Tickle's dead!

Oh, shit. Jesus.

Oh, God, he's killed himself. Suicide.

He used a car exhaust.