Erm, Malcolm, can you talk us through our session this morning?

Well, for the record, I do think that this is a good idea.

Do you mind if I...? Helen, can I borrow your notes a second...

Oh, I should say, actually, none of this is set in stone.

You know, they're, they're not even set in Plasticine!

So, the marker for this target demographic is Quiet Batpeople.

As I say... "Quiet Batpeople"?!

Quiet Batpeople, it's everyday superheroes.

There's a big tick next to that here. Everyday heroes like...

like vigilantes?

It's ordinary people, not vigilantes.

Don't worry your pretty little head about it.

"Little" being the operative word, "pretty" not.

Helen's written here, "Normality as a kind of superpower."

OK, I'm sensing, er, opposition.

Good, cos earlier you were talking about getting rid of that(?) SOME PEOPLE LAUGH

So, I would like everybody to take the idea away

and just let it percolate.

OK, good, er...

Oh, poppies!

Last thing, can we just make ABSOLUTELY sure

we have them on at all times.

Jackets, coats...

Or batsuits.

SOME PEOPLE LAUGH

Wear your poppies or you will be shot at dawn!

NICOLA LAUGHS

(Thank you.)

Yes, thank you(!)

Well, I had more fun at my last mammogram!

Oh, no, you were fine.

Well, maybe... You fox-faced fuck!

Dan The-demi-man Miller, interview with The New Statesman -

he says that he, "pledges himself to change the fractured and shaky narrative at the heart of the party."

Arse! Well, I'm pledging myself to find Dan Mr Smoothie Miller

and fracture and shake him into an actual fucking smoothie.