Rajesh Raj, erm...

GIGGLING

Right.

Well, erm, what I...

what I wanted to say is that you would erm...er...profit,

err, that any profits you made

would be, erm, offset against tuition fees...

Sorry, we don't believe in tuition fees.

Well, err, what's...? Charlotte.

That's an easier one.

Fuck me, I feel like I've just been pushed out of a plane.

I make apps, I sell them through Apple and I get paid for it.

Good for you, Ra... erm, good for you,

but, but, but with us,

you let us license it as part of the networked nation policy.

We all put in, you see... What do you put in to the networked nation?

Well, erm...

I am...

a minister.

But what do you actually do?

I, er...take the...the...

..science that, that you made earlier and I...

..apply it in...

..scenarios that are...

cost effective.

Well, at least I got "I call app Britain," right.

Thankfully with only a modicum of the contempt you used just now.

Hooray! You got the title right. Let's get the driver

to do some victory doughnuts. You're going to have to issue an apology.

I'm not going back there and saying, "Oh, that moment when I mistook

"an abbreviation of your name for your surname, sorry."

I'll look completely mental.

You can't apologise for a fart you did a day ago.

You have to apologise for the follow up as well.

"Charlotte, that's an easier name."

But it is! That's a fact, not a judgement!