Is that a fruit machine I hear?

'Are, are you in the local?'

Erm, no.

Yes.

Right, OK, I'll be with you in ten. Walkies.

And erm, Ferg, mine's a G and a slimline T, OK?

See you in a mo.

Why is it that Silicon Valley is in America

when we have so many net-savvy tech heads here?

They may have the silicon chip,

but, er, we have the silicon chap.

And of course, chap-esses. Er, er,

and we want you to design game apps for use in the classroom.

Sorry to interrupt, erm, it's not game apps,

we're actually looking for educational apps.

Erm, of, of course.

That's...that's why I'm here to say, I call you up, app,

I...I call app Britain.

Yes. And...and everyone will benefit.

Not...not financially, er, not cash in hand, of course.

All profits will be stored as part of a digital dividend. Which...

Are you saying that if I wrote an app I wouldn't get any money for it?

I would be working for free?

If you don't mind we'll keep the Q&A to the end.

What...what I wanted to...

Sorry, why can't you just answer him now? Charlotte.

The other lady was allowed to interrupt.

Yes, but...but she's my lady.

LAUGHTER

What...what...what...what... what was your question again?

Why won't we profit from this?

Oh, but you would. Er, maybe I didn't explain it properly.

What, what's your name? Rajesh.

I'm sorry?

Rajesh, Raj.

Well, erm...