Would you like to write a children's book called The Angry Spider?

So, everything, good.

Yeah, you know, a bit of instability with Malcolm gone.

A sort of sense of post-psychotic twat's disorder.

No, no, listen. I understand.

But you know, right now, you're all emerging from the cellar.

Pleased that the beatings have stopped, scared of what the future might hold.

But long-term, I think we're all going to be OK.

Pep-talk over!

Return to your desks and prepare for government.

We're in government.

Well then, prepare to stay in government.

All right. How do we do that? Pack an overnight bag.

Would you please fucking well...!

Sorry, I lost my temper.

Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?

Oh, I've found it again, it's all right!

Always in the last place you look, eh?

So, can I... Yeah.

Great. Actually, can I have a word with you, Nicky? Yeah. Nicola.

I just wanted to check...

Obviously, Dan Miller's cabal is going house-to-house through

the cabinet looking for numbskulls stupid enough to resign

to trigger his elevation to the throne.

Obviously. What I need to know is, are you solid?

Yeah, I'm completely, I'm solid as the proverbial.

As a rock, as a rock, hard, as a sailor's wang on shore leave.

Superb.

You really are a potty mouth, aren't you?

Well, a lot to do!

Ollie, Glenn, in here now.

Quick, quick. Glenn, don't faff about with your glasses.

You take them off every time you come in here, it's not impressive.

What do we know about the anti-Tom cabal? Why have I not been contacted by them?

Because it would be... Um...

You're seen very much as an individual around the...