Hello, Nicola!

Hi! You look like you've lost some weight.

Do I? I don't think so, but...

I think so, yes.

Your face looks quite gaunt. Muscly.

Does it now?

I come bearing caffeinated gifts.

Thank you, that's very thoughtful. Thank you very much.

I'm going to cut to the chase. I need you to publish...

..all the crime stats since 2004

as an accompaniment to our transparent government launch.

From 2004 up to the last quarter.

OK, we are just about to launch healthy choices with...Andy Murray!

Andy Murray, ace!

We'll make a minister of you yet.

After that, we can try and get you something for, say, end of the week.

After, why after? Why not right alongside?

Or, here's a thought...

before.

Because we're under resourced and it's not a priority.

The PM thinks it is a priority.

It CAN be done.

Oh, I seem to have reached the end of my argument!

OK, well, look, why don't we say Thursday lunchtime?

You've got Fran's leaving. I have got a lunch.

Thursday afternoon.

I don't give a fuck about Fran's leaving lunch.

I'm saying now, now, now, now, now, now.

OK, chillax, we're on the case, Steve.

Lovely. Thank you very much.

OK, well it's a delight to see you.

Oh, another one.

THEY LAUGH

Bye-bye. Bye, bye.

What you call that? Obsessive repulsive disorder, I would say.

about this. "Caffeinated gifts!"