We'll have to get a stunt double. Ben.

He can do it in drag. It'll be fine.

tranny, anyway.

I really don't think that's a good idea, Malcolm.

Terri, I thought we had a deal.

Right. When I need your advice, I'll give you the special signal

which is me being sectioned under the fucking Mental Health Act.

Ben, let me help you. What about some make-up?

make-up.

Are you on commission or something?

Right. Well, that's it. That's my fourth sector speech.

Not so fast.

I'm sorry, Nicola, but...

no, no, you're not doing the launch.

I can't have you launching things at this moment in time. Come on.

I have to do this. Who else is going to launch it?

Ben is going to be announcing the fourth sector...

No. No. No. No. No. Yes.

Although it might be difficult to smash a champagne bottle on a turd.

Just let me try and communicate here.

Malcolm, it's hard for me to say this, but I'm afraid...

the thing is, a lot of calls you've made today, they've been

off, wrong, not the right calls.

OK. I'll give you some examples cos I can see that that's tough.

OK. First one, you didn't even send that email. It was still in drafts.

OK. Then secondly, it was you that told me to

make that big attack on the BBC.

And I'm afraid we did look silly

running around outside, getting in and out of a car.

Look, Malcolm, I know that Steve Fleming's come back on the scene.

Are you feeling emasculated by that?

It's like you're a Catherine Wheel and you fell off the stick.

You're going... but not in the right way.

I think you're wrong, Malcolm.

You're like a sultana in a salad.

Terri, can we have a word?