I honestly never thought you had one.

Have you thought about couples' counselling?

Urghh.

Yes. Look. James will not go to Relate and

even if he did, George Alagiah would

be outside with a big News 24 cup pressed against the wall.

Well, you know, it can work wonders.

Can it? OK.

You're speaking from experience, are you?

Well, I mean, I keep my professional life very, very separate

from my home life, obviously.

Yeah.

I always say what goes on behind my front door

stays behind my front door. That is my motto. So... Yeah.

My motto would be...

Terri?

Well, I did just bring you a cup.

I got that one, registered that and would love another one.

It's just that kind of a day.

Right. Where's Hale and Pacemaker?

Who? Glenn and fucking Ollie. Where are they?

I don't know.

I need them back here, anyway, for the launch.

For the launch.

The launch. The fourth...the fourth

The fourth sector launch, Malcolm.

Jesus, you're about as on the ball today as a dead seal.

That's one of my fucking lines.

There is a launch party tonight, a load of press are coming and I

haven't even started my speech. I don't know how to start my speech.

Just start with a joke, you know. They all like a joke.

I'll start with a joke. Great advice. Thanks, Malcolm.

Malcolm, this launch, is it something that should really happen?

We can't cancel it, can we? But she can't do it.

There's no fucking way that she can do it.

It's too fucking...