give them intensive arts and music tuition,

stop them turning into, you know, tomorrow's crims and offenders.

And perhaps you'd like to outline your...

We punish the disruptive kids by cutting them out of extra music and arts tuition -

show them the carrot and the stick early on.

The bad kids they get no money, and Olly, the same bad kids, they get... More money. More money.

They could both play, couldn't they?

They're fundamentally contradictory.

Yes, yes, so which one should we go with?

Why don't you go with both or neither,

or come up with something else completely different?

You're being quite flippant.

Well, I'm not, it's not, it's not my role to have a preference, I sell the apples.

If you want me to sell the apples I'll sell the apples,

and if you want me to sell oranges,

then I'll go and tell people that the apples, they're shit, Olly.

I'll say, "Go on, check out our oranges."

Which do you prefer, you know, apples or oranges?

Apples. Apples.

Apples. OK, thank you.

Apples.

Hugh, if we are going to spend tax payers' money

putting violent thugs

into productions of The fucking Cherry Orchard,

we're gonna get crucified!

Hang on a second. Terri, which was apples, I mean, was Olly apples or was Glenn apples?

She's gone. Let's throw this to a focus group.

Why don't we throw this to a focus group? I can run a focus group.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

So, this is where you've been having these secret meetings, is it?

Yeah. No. No. Well?

I cannot keep abreast of all this. Can you precis some of it for me?

Yeah, sure. Well, I'll take a precis of the transcripts

and a precis of the press packs,

could you precis the Zeitgeist tape?

Check this out. What?