And there it is. Didn't fuck...didn't fucking send.

It didn't send. Right? There you go. You just owe me an apology, that's all.

I'm sorry?

That's the one.

That wasn't an apology, that was a "pardon, I'm sorry?".

Why aren't you on the Tom tour?

Yeah. I heard Steve Fleming was on the tour.

Big beast.

Tiny fucking rodent, more like. He's part of the larger problem. Which is?

The Beatles.

divorced from

Yeah?

Anyway, this interview, right...

How did it go?

It's a small...

Sorry, Malcolm. Can I? Sorry.

for the job.

Yeah. Well, so what, it's the BBC, it's not fucking Spare Rib, is it?

I thought it might sound like I was the best woman for the job.

No offence, but you're not leadership material.

that outfit, but you know.

The BBC have put it on the website...

You saying that the PM's the best man for the job.

And they're saying that you fired the starter pistol on a new leadership bid.

I've got it here. "Absolutely."

"At some point, I would love there to be a female leader, but I believe

"that the current prime minister is absolutely the best man for the job."

No. I said "person" and you went "huh" over it.

This is bad.

It wasn't on a microphone. I know that.

Terri, get on to the BBC, fucking nuke them, nuke them and rebuke them. Yeah. Got it.

worse.

We're making them think we've got a live one. I just think we're overreacting.

No. No. No. No. No.

now. OK.

It's been a wonderful experience. I'll leave you to it. My work here is done.