You...YOU told ME...

I cooked a lovely meal... Ordered, and it wasn't lovely. What the fuck's going on?

Sorry, I've just got to take this call. I'll talk to you later.

So...she did come.

She came into work.

Do you see what I did there? Fuck off, man!

..when you yourself were actually in Cabinet.

We have tried repeatedly to initiate legislation which will outlaw these bonuses.

blocked those attempts.

I think it's an interesting point. What do you say, Peter Mannion,

cause, are the fault of your party?

I think that's a completely fatuous argument when Nicola's party has been in Government for what

increased...what, five-fold?

Oh, dear. Come on, Nicola, pull your finger out.

OK, fine, so you personally would like to see more done to hit the fat cats?

Is that what you're saying?

Well, yeah...yes, yes.

I...I...would, if the person receiving the bonus hasn't performed well. I mean...

Can I simplify this? Would you outlaw bonuses?

In the case of them being undeserved, yes. Which the bulk of them are,

so basically you're saying the bulk of your friends in the City are disgusting.

No, no, no, yes. Yes, but only if the bonuses they receive are unfair.

It's all right, I think we've got your point.

Thank you. Let's move on. Let's go to Derek who's been waiting...

Right, if you speak to me, I will pour hot coffee on your balls.

Hey, I don't want a fight. I want to clear the air, actually.

We're like those two little old people in the weathercock.

You come out, I'm in there, and we're swapping round.

You're Mr Sunshine, are you? I'm Mr Sunshine!

You're a little wooden...

twat in a little wooden house. We could be friends.

I'm thinking, you know, two enemies and they come together when they realise it is no more.

Aragorn and Boromir. Me, Aragorn, the true king.

You, Boromir. Your horn is broken and will be blown no more.

This inability to talk without using Lord of the Ring metaphors is one of

the very many reasons that we could never be friends. OK.