Fourth sector, people power,

inspiring each other out of disadvantage.

You need to put in the linking words as well, not just the headlines.

I am going to talk in complete sentences. I think you should rehearse with those.

OK, how about, "I believe in people power. Will you fuck off, Terri?" Is that OK?

We call it the common-sense check-list, Richard.

We need to cut red tape and we were talking about that at the Oval the other day, weren't we, Richard?

That's just the sound of wickets falling. Stewart. Stewart? Ooh!

Oh, good. I wonder what Mr Political Correctness Gone Boring wants.

Hi, Stewart. Look, a little note for Peter, yeah?

Time to dump the common-sense check-list, yeah? It's an ex-list.

The new world order is this.

Hit the City hard, yeah? It's reverse gecko.

Greed is bad, money is awful, I heart Tracy Chapman, yeah?

He wants you to scrap the common-sense check-list and

hit the City hard over the bonuses, call them all money-grabbing wankers.

Would you like to come through? Yes.

Phil.

Some of my best friends are money-grabbing wankers and I've

got to give a speech to a room-full of them tomorrow at the CBI lunch.

I'm not going to say, "Hello, chums, I've just taken a slash in the soup," so, no. The answer's no.

Stewart, Peter's not going to want to do that.

I don't want him to WANT to do it, Phil. I want him to DO it.

Stewart says it's a JB diktat.

You have to do it. Tell him to stick a goose up his arse.

..struck on the foot after Brett Lee ripped through their batting line at Lords.

Dimitri Mascarenhas is the man.

Rice is difficult to get right, isn't it?

Rice is difficult to get right. Why is that?

God, this is hard work.

between two political heavyweights.

After trading blows in the dailies, it's now time for them to meet face-to-face,

so it gives me great pleasure to introduce Nicola Murray...

Hello. ..Secretary of State for the Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship. Hello again.

I got it right that time. Managed to come in at the right time! Hello.

And from the Shadow Cabinet, the Right Honourable Peter Mannion MP.